iceman
09-22-2003, 10:10 PM
> PHILADELPHIA EAGLES FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
>
> September 14................Tefft Junior High School
> September 21................Cub Scout Troop #101
> September 28................Chicago Blind Academy
>
> October 5.................Spanish American War Vets
> October 12................Crippled Children's Home
> October 19................Elgin Mental Hospital
> October 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
>
> November 2...............Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic
> November 9.................Cicero Boys Choir
> November 16.................Korean Amputees
>
> SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
> December 8..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club
>
> ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
>
> 1 - When playing polio patients, the EAGLES must not
> disconnect knee braces.
>
> 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the EAGLES must
> not hide the football under their jerseys.
>
> 3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried
> over the goal line for all you EAGLES fans that have never seen
> this) it is still worth 6 points.
>
> 4 - The EAGLES will be allowed 20 men on the field
> at all times.
>
> 5 - The EAGLES will be allowed to substitute with
> band members at any time.
>
> 6 - The EAGLES will be awarded 10 timeouts as
> opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
>
> 7 - The EAGLES will be awarded a first down with
> each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
>
> ** NAME CHANGE **
>
> The PHILADELPHIA EAGLES will be changed to the "PHILADELPHIA Tampons" as
> they are only good for one period and have no second
> string.
>
> ** COACHING CHANGES **
> Monica Lewinsky will replace OUR COACH. She will
> no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big
> ones.
>
> September 14................Tefft Junior High School
> September 21................Cub Scout Troop #101
> September 28................Chicago Blind Academy
>
> October 5.................Spanish American War Vets
> October 12................Crippled Children's Home
> October 19................Elgin Mental Hospital
> October 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
>
> November 2...............Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic
> November 9.................Cicero Boys Choir
> November 16.................Korean Amputees
>
> SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
> December 8..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club
>
> ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
>
> 1 - When playing polio patients, the EAGLES must not
> disconnect knee braces.
>
> 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the EAGLES must
> not hide the football under their jerseys.
>
> 3 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried
> over the goal line for all you EAGLES fans that have never seen
> this) it is still worth 6 points.
>
> 4 - The EAGLES will be allowed 20 men on the field
> at all times.
>
> 5 - The EAGLES will be allowed to substitute with
> band members at any time.
>
> 6 - The EAGLES will be awarded 10 timeouts as
> opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
>
> 7 - The EAGLES will be awarded a first down with
> each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
>
> ** NAME CHANGE **
>
> The PHILADELPHIA EAGLES will be changed to the "PHILADELPHIA Tampons" as
> they are only good for one period and have no second
> string.
>
> ** COACHING CHANGES **
> Monica Lewinsky will replace OUR COACH. She will
> no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big
> ones.